If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.
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Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via girlwithoutwings) (Source: quote-book, via sex-drugs-andhomework) |
elysethekraken’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) Tells bad jokes.
samusmaximus’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Owns a large collection of shota.
monsieurpaprika’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) Yaranaika?
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE RESULT IVE EVER GOTTEN ON THE INTERNET EVER I WISH I WERE JOKING
Airinn’s name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) To gain a harem.
eyecandyburns’s name means: 1) Worth no more than trash. 2) Gone down the wrong path in life.
fucking rude.
i agreed with the second one tho
zulenha’s name means: 1) To stick something up your butt. 2) Has no friends.
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sex-drugs-andhomework’s name means: 1) Fabulous. 2) To use THAT.
myrecklessmemories’s name means: 1) Doesn’t actually exist. 2) To stick something up your butt.
Lol… wut?
(Source: kotesticle)
Life According To Tumblr
16 weeks ago: temple run
15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
14 weeks ago: #yolo
13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
12 weeks ago: Draw Something
11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
8 weeks ago: Titanic
7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf
