There are two kinds of cartoon
Animaniacs was my jam though.
"Now lets go to the hospital." "…okay."
Only I can call her a douche. Don’t try to join in to our jokes. There is no place for you in the bro diamond of justice.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
IT GOT BETTER
Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”
I feel like my life is complete.
you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.
every december, waxwings descend on great britain from their native scandanavian breading grounds. birdwatchers across the uk travel hundreds of miles to catch a glimpse of the rare birds, who turn up in significant numbers every few years. photos by dan kitwood, who captures the waxwings eating berries from a rowan tree in london.